Could Somebody Please Translate This Into English For Me?

Caleb and his girlfriend Stacy

My son offered to "help" me by compiling a handy Christmas wish list for me.  He is 27.  So helpful.

I have no idea what most of these items are, other than the Jeep at the top of the list, which would not easily fit into any of the gift bags in my Christmas wrappings box.


Caleb's Wish List

Jeep Wrangler Unlimited Rubicon

Big and small AR550 steel gong targets

Remington 700 .308 police model

MSR DromLite 4 liter water storage

Shotgun Mossberg 590A1 9-shot

.22 suppressor - Silencerco Sparrow

Black Diamond Guide Glove black Large

LED Lenser P3 AFS P

Timney ar15 3lb skeletonized trigger

PIG full dexterity tactical (fdt) Alpha Touch Gloves- size large coyote tan

Practice Ammo- .22, .380, 9mm, .223, .45ACP

Two PMAG 10 AR GEN M3, 5.56x45 Magazines black

Magpul PRS Precision-Adjustable Stock – AR15/M16 (5.56x45) black Model

Magpul MOE® Trigger Guard, Polymer – AR15/M16

Magpul RVG® - Rail Vertical Grip

ORIGINAL ERGO GRIP (SUREGRIP, RIGHT HANDED, BLACK)

RCBS Rock Chucker supreme press/reloading kit


Is it just me or do men usually want gifts that are either very large and heavy and therefore very expensive, or small and exorbitantly expensive for the tiny size they are?

I'd better consult with Santa on this one....