"Saturday Night and I Ain't Got No Money,..."

And that's because I wrote out my checks and paid my taxes.

I mailed them today, two whole days before the April 15th deadline, which is highly unusual for me.

And no, I didn't crinkle up the envelopes, roll my office chair back and forth over them, and stomp on them with muddy boots before mailing.

Gotta keep the Infernal Revenue Service happy.

Nuff said.